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Too Sick To Get Up? You Need a Remote Controlled Tissue Box

From the “you can’t make this stuff up” files…The more I look at this, the neater it seems. I can’t be the only one who gets so miserably sick the thought of getting up from the couch to fetch the box of tissue I stupidly left across the room is so daunting as to make me consider wiping my nose on my sleeve. Now, obviously there are some limitations to this, but in general I’m pretty sure I want one.

This is exactly what it looks like: a tray on wheels designed to hold a box of facial tissue, that comes with a remote so you can drive said box of tissues wherever you need it. Well, maybe not everywhere; I’m sure it doesn’t really off-road well, and if you left it sitting on a table the fall will at the very least dislodge the tissues if not break the tray. Me, I tend to leave the box of tissues sitting on the floor, so I’d be pretty much set.

The tray measures 250 x 65 x 123mm (9.8 x 2.5 x 4.8?), and is available in red, white or black. It has a maximum range of 8m (about 26 feet), and is suitable for ages seven and up. And since it’s just a tray that holds a box of tissues, you can certainly use it for other things as well. This could take laziness to a whole new level! As long as someone has the remote, a wide variety of things can be passed back and forth without anyone ever having to get out of their chairs!

These are available now for the somewhat ridiculous price of $112.00 US.


Source: GeekAlerts

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