Goat Simulator Now Available on iOS and Android Dylan Duarte September 17, 2014 Some people might not classify Goat Simulator as a videogame due to its lack of a narrative or any real objectives, but I would classify those people as party poopers and Goat Simulator as game of the year 2014. You don’t agree? Too baaaaad. Alright, that was terrible, but Goat Simulator isn’t! It’s a blast and it’s now available on Android and iOS, beating the scheduled release date of September 18th by more than a day. It’s also only $4.99, which is a small price to pay for the opportunity to release your inner goat. According to Coffee Stain Studios PR manager Armin Ibrisagic, they just couldn’t wait to publish the two newest ports of the game. Their attitude falls in line perfectly with Goat Simulator, which is all about having fun. There isn’t a whole lot to do in the game, which is why it’s only five dollars, but it’s great for a laugh and perfect for those who love hunting down easter eggs. Just don’t expect hours upon hours of gameplay, at least not in one long stretch. Oh, and I was kidding about it being my 2014 game of the year. Also, “kidding” is what it’s called when a goat is giving birth. I’m full of useless goat facts. via The Verge Share This With The World!