The News: Too Hot To Think Edition

A friend pointed out last night that it is only mid-July. If the summer thus far has been any indication, we are all going to burst into spontaneous flames come August. Not only are we averaging 20 degrees ... Continued

The News: Just Not Into It Edition

I really wish someone could explain what the heck is going on with me right now. Even though I had today off, I'm still simply in a bad mood. Irritable, no patience, no energy, no interest in doing anything... Continued

Make Like a Hamster and Bowl!

That sounded a lot cleverer in my head than it looks on the screen, but whatever. I'm sure you've been somewhere that has these giant hamster balls for humans, right? I've never been in one, but I've always... Continued

The News: Not In a Good Mood Edition

I am not fit for human companionship today. I spent 150 years at work today, for no reason other than that the people in charge were apparently incapable of communicating with one another. And also were idi... Continued

The News: I Forgot Again Edition

Turns out when I got up this morning I was running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to get everything done I didn't do last night before I left for the family party, so I didn't get a post ... Continued

The News: I’m Done Edition

Everything I needed to get done today didn't happen, but I got the important stuff. That should be enough, right? Besides, we had an adventure tonight I don't care to repeat. For no apparent reason, all of ... Continued

The News: Busy Day Edition

Thankfully, I'm not working today, because I really don't have time for it. I'm currently taking a break for a minute, because already today I have made the pasta salad for tomorrow's party, made a grape sa... Continued

The News: New Faucet Edition

Last week Friday while I was making dinner, the kitchen faucet broke off in my hand with the water running. So we turned the water off and called the plumber. Because as many things as I can do, plumbing is... Continued

The News: Day Off That Wasn’t Edition

Ever since Saturday, I've been looking forward to today being my day off. And now it's not. On top of that, I'm working at the outdoor venue again, so odds are good I'll be coming home even more sunburned t... Continued