If you’ve been around here for any length of time, you know I have been on a neverending quest to find the perfect alarm clock. An alarm clock that will actually wake me up, that I won’t get used to the sound and eventually ignore in my sleep, that will make me get out of bed when I need to so I don’t run the risk of being late. I’ve spent an ungodly amount of money on them over the years, but nothing has been completely foolproof.

I’ve been going about it wrong. I don’t need a better alarm clock… I need a better bed! For instance, the Ejector Bed. You set your alarm as you normally would, and go to sleep. When your alarm goes off in the morning, however, reaching over to hit snooze and sleeping some more is decidedly NOT an option. Because true to its name, the Ejector Bed catapults you from your warm cocoon and forces you to be fully awake whether you like it or not. It’s even got alarms and flashing lights, to give you a fighting chance to get out of bed before it tosses you out.

Check out the video to see it in action:

Of course, such a frightening thing isn’t actually on the market. Can you imagine the lawsuits from people who somehow missed the catapult aspect of this bed and decided to sue the company for their injuries? Instead, this was created by Colin Furze on request by Taylor’s of Harrogate coffee company for “something to get people out of bed.” I think he did admirably well!

Source: Geekologie

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