The News: Death Watch Edition

There will be no creativity, or puns, or anything else today. Last night we got the phone call that my aunt was not expected to live through until morning. She's still here, but no one, including medical pe... Continued

The News: Leap Day Edition

You know what I just realized? My cousin is now officially thirteen! Or, you know, 52. Whatever. I think the drugs are affecting my mind, but you'll have that. At least I can kind of breathe right now and I... Continued

The News: I’m Not Ready Edition

Well, that was a quick two days off. Of course, I wasted most of yesterday sleeping, and today I've been sitting in my recliner wishing for a quick death as opposed to the long and drawn out hellaciousness ... Continued

The News: Chocolate Souffle Edition

Back to holidays. And a very short intro, because now I'm sick. Woke up sneezing, coughing, and with a voice about two octaves lower than it was yesterday. Headache, general aches, my neck feels like someon... Continued

The News: Back To Normal Edition

Wow...I cannot even begin to tell you how hard the last week was. I only vaguely remember posting on Saturday night and I was completely sober, if that tells you anything. Got home last night a little befor... Continued
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The News: Weekend Edition

The way my schedule is this weekend, I guess this one post at dark-thirty on Saturday night/Sunday morning will have to suffice for both days. This show is pretty much kicking my butt, and while I haven't b... Continued

The News: Winter Returns Edition

Last night it snowed. We have gotten incredibly spoiled this year what with the temperatures sitting around 40F pretty consistently (which is about 20-30 degrees warmer than normal) and really only four sno... Continued

The News: Not Nearly Enough Sleep Edition

I cannot even begin to explain how badly I wish I'd remembered I had a 10:00am meeting before I didn't get to sleep until a little after 5:00am. And no time for a nap before I head to work. Apparently today... Continued

The News: Ash Wednesday Edition

The party is officially over, and now the 40 days of reflection and self-denial begin. Well...if you're of a religion that believes as such, anyway. You know what the best part of this time of year is for m... Continued

The News: Pancake/Paczki Day Edition

Yep, there's more than one name for today. Today I learned that there are people who have no idea about Paczki Day, nor do they have any idea what a paczki even is. What's kind of unfortunate is the fact th... Continued