Given my well-established “NOT a morning person” status, I cannot even begin to tell you how badly I want one of these. OK, so I usually don’t eat in the morning, but I could try to alter my normal schedule to make room for the fun I would have with this. Because it never hurts to start your morning off with a giggle.

There really isn’t much technology involved here. I mean…it’s a toaster. But this one comes with heat-blocking plates that will imprint “bite me” and “ugh” on your toast. The plates are removable in case you’re making breakfast for someone who will not quite appreciate your sense of humour. The toaster itself has an adjustable thermostat control and cool touch housing, and comes in a retro 1950s design. The baking plate is nonstick, so no worries about having to stick a knife into the heating elements to free your toast.

Cost is $44.99 US, and as an added bonus they’re throwing in a USB coffee warming plate at no extra cost.

Source: Ladies’ Gadgets