Snowball Fights Will Never be the Same With a Crossbow Snow Launcher

As has become obvious by now, I hate winter. I hate being cold. If I could hibernate like a bear I would be a very happy woman. However, since that simply isn’t a possibility both for biological and financial reasons, I keep trying to find ways to make winter if not fun, at least bearable. Which in my world means toys. Because without toys, how can you possibly hope to have fun?

Enter the Crossbow Snow Launcher. This thing has the ability to launch snowballs up to 60 feet (18m)! It even includes a snowball press which allows you to make three perfectly-formed snowballs at once with minimal effort. This part is kind of funny for me…it’s ergonomic, so you don’t have to worry about explaining to your boss that you injured yourself having a snowball fight with the kids (or your friends, whatever). You also get a vinyl target so you can practice before the all-important snowball war in your back yard.

As always, I should put a disclaimer on here: It’s not actually safe to launch snowballs at humans, animals, or property at the velocity they leave this crossbow. So you shouldn’t do it. But if you do, it’s neither my fault nor anyone else’s at this website if you injure someone or something.

You can make one of these yours for just $39.99 US.

Source: Gizmag

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