Whether you like it or not, Windows Vista is going to be here on Tuesday. It will affect fan-boys and haters alike, because Microsoft orders their ampilifiers custom, with knobs that go up to eleven. The launch should have something for everyone. To paraphrase some Spinal Tap, get ready to Swallow Bill Gate’s Love.

I <3 Bill Gates via Yahoo

Micro$oft owns your soul via BadVista

The “I’m a PC,” and “I’m also a PC” possible showdown via Engadget

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