Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi.
That’s right! The itty bitty diva from MTV’s mercifully canceled Jersey Shore will be there in the flesh (if that is indeed what it is) to promote iHip’s new Snooki Couture brand of headphones, which combines Snooki’s love for dancing with her love for house music.
She’s already produced three books, two perfumes, jewelry, slippers, tanning and sunless lotion lines, body moisturizers, lashes, boots, sandals, and smartphone apps, so what’s a pair of headphones? And is there really a better place to unveil them then an expo populated by the opposite of her demographic? I suddenly find myself grateful that I won’t be attending.